Who else digs this boot?
I broke it falling for Dalie.
Reasons Why My Mother is Crazy
1. She has vacuumed up numerous thongs of mine.
2. She claims that Bali's Nail Salon is a cover for an Asian Brothel. Seriously.
3. She bought a large purse for the sole purpose of sneaking Jell-O shots in to the bowling alley.
The only way to survive STUCO workdays is by stealing cookies.
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The almost-blonde Maurer returns this week.
Malarity...sounds good.
I still haven't hung up my clothes from Christmas.
Nor have I taken down my tree.
This entry is weak. I spent more time making homeade salad dressing.
