It's a Festivus Miracle!
Things I should be worried about:
My bank statement
The fact that my dog always squirms away from me
I won't even be in the top 5 rank come semester's end. This terrifies me. I doubt I'll even be in the top 10...maybe even 20.
My first ACT score. But hey, I'm considering that my "practice" test.
Why my dad has become considerably attached to the show "Girls Behaving Badly". Yes, that Women's Entertainment show.
Christmas is one week away.
The end of Christmas is one week away.
I'm not done with my Christmas shopping. I've got amazing "ideas" for presents, I just don't have the actual concrete version of the gift.
I relate my life to Seinfeld. If something happens to me, I look at it as though it could be an episode. This is the strange, sad story of my life. This is probably why I laugh immaturely about what happened this past week at school.
Elaine: Hey. Oh, is that a label maker?
Jerry: Yes it is. I got it as a gift, it's a Label Baby Junior.
Elaine: Love the Label Baby, baby. You know those things make great gifts, I
just got one of those for Tim Whatley for Christmas.
Jerry: Tim Whatley?
Elaine: Yeah. Who sent you that one?
Jerry: One Tim Whatley!
Elaine. No, my Tim Whatley?
Jerry: The same, he sent it as a thank you for my Super Bowl tickets.
Elaine: I think this is the same one I gave him. He recycled this gift. He's
a regifter!
Jerry: Or maybe he liked your gift so much, he decided to get me the same
thing. Perhaps it's an homage.
Elaine: Yeah, perhaps.
Jerry: Well how did he react when you gave it to him?
Elaine: Um, he said, "Oh. A label maker. Howbout that?"
Jerry: He repeated the name of the gift?
Elaine: Yeah, so?
Jerry: Oh, well, if you repeat the name of the gift, you can't possibly like
it.
Elaine: What do you mean?
Jerry: Oh, you know, like when someone opens something up and they go, "Oh.
Tube socks."
Merry Christmas,
Kaity "I'm no Klepto" Maurer
Keep Christmas with you
All through the year,
When Christmas is over,
You can keep it near.
Think of this Christmas day
When Christmas is far away.
Keep Christmas with you
All through the year,
When Christmas is over,
Save some Christmas cheer.
These precious moments,
Hold them very dear
And keep Christmas with you
All through the year.
Christmas means the spirit of giving
Peace and joy to you,
The goodness of loving,
The gladness of living;
These are Christmas too.
So, keep Christmas with you
All through the year,
When Christmas is over,
Save some Christmas cheer.
These precious moments,
Hold them very dear
And keep Christmas with you
All through the year.
